Why you blawg dawg?

Mostly because my friend Annie is pressuring me into doing it. She has been sending me threatening subliminal messages via text and chat and invading my dreams for the past month.

Maybe a little because it will allow me to keep a diary without having to call it a diary. Blawg just sounds so much cooler and less lame sauce. Plus, the internet is hip, and writing on paper is so 1990.

Henceforthwith, I begin my blawging bonanza.